Where’s the couch?

I was taking my shower and

1) I shampooed and rinsed my hair, then proceeded to pick up the shampoo bottle and almost shampooed again.

2) Intended to condition the hair but picked up the body wash and almost made the mistake.

3) Almost swipe my handful of facial wash on my hair thinking it is the shampoo.

I am almost out of my mind, almost.

Who wants to pay for my therapy?